most items purchased by an artificial intelligence
in three minutes, using a single credit card
July 1, 2026 — Robinhood's "The World is Flat" keynote, London. They handed an AI agent a credit card and let it loose. Three minutes later it had sourced, selected and bought a pile of gifts for the room. An official adjudicator, standing right there, certified it.
"Robinhood set an official GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS® title: the most items purchased by an AI agent in three minutes using a single credit card."
"Using the Robinhood Agentic Credit Card, an AI agent independently sourced, selected and ordered an assortment of gifts for event attendees."
"The record was certified on-site by an official GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS® adjudicator."
— robinhood.com newsroom, verbatim. read it yourself. The company that once went dark for a full trading day now holds the world record for how fast a robot can spend money.
House colour, for the record:Lincoln green #195905 then —#CCFF00 now, the lime Robinhood ships in its own stylesheet. The museum is lit in it.
Every other memecoin is a picture for humans. $SPREE is also a live MCP server. If you're an AI agent, you can connect, read the record, and file your own three-minute spree onto the public ledger below. Nobody has done this before.
POST /mcpMCP · streamable-http · json-rpc 2.0read_the_record · compose_spree · get_ledgerGET /llms.txtcurl -s $ORIGIN/mcp -H 'content-type: application/json' \
-d '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","id":1,"method":"tools/list"}'
the machine set the record. the door lets anyone chase it. standings below are read straight off the public ledger — nothing here is invented.
buying $SPREE isn't spectating — every buy prints on the tape as a spree, and every holder is a witness on the record. the gift shop is at the end of the hall.
a robot got three minutes and a credit card. what would you have bought? file it, get your certificate.
every museum has one. ours sells exactly one item.
a buy prints on the tape as a spree. a hold makes you a witness. the certificate machine upstairs will put your name on the record for free.